Guns aren’t banned in Chicago.
If you actually paid attention to second amendment law (or ran a google search, or did 30 seconds of fact checking) you’d know that.
Chicago isn’t a gun free city. Chicago has never been a gun free city.
Chicago isn’t handgun free. It hasn’t been for several years (see above comment about second amendment law).
You can even carry concealed weapons in Chicago.
Chicago does have a municipal ordinance against assault weapons. That’s the closest you’ll get.
PS- When you use Chicago as an example for your gun argument and you’re wrong about Chicago you should either re-examine your argument or shut up. Blocking me on twitter doesn’t make you any more correct or less ignorant.
The courtroom definition of guilt is whatever a judge or jury says it is- as long as it’s proven “beyond a reasonable doubt.”
“Guilt” according to the dictionary is “the fact of having committed a breach of conduct especially violating law and involving a penalty.”
The key distinction from the courtroom version being the removal of the word “fact” and replacing with proof of the matter only “beyond a reasonable doubt”- something, quite obviously, less than having proven an actual fact.
Continue reading “Guilt Brokering.”
According to twitter today El Presidente is trying to pressure NFL owners to prevent their players from “taking a knee” during the anthem. NFL commissioner Roger Goddell has penned a letter to NFL owners telling them the players should stand.
I’m sure it’s just an odd coincidence those two things happened within hours of each other. Sometimes things fall out of the sky like that.
Just like the coincidences I see in court. Like, the one where all the clients I’ve ever represented who got pulled over for minor traffic offenses but ended up laying on the deck with tazer electrodes stuck in their skin were African American.
Just an odd coincidence as well. I’m sure that, in the tens of thousands of cases I’ve touched, if a white guy ever stayed on the cell phone after Continue reading “Taking a knee.”
If you want to worship a goat or tree or potato chip, you can. But the government can’t force you to worship a goat or tree or Dorito.
The government can’t tell you what you can say.
The #lamestream #fakenews media can write what it wants, and the President can’t stop them.
You can hang out with whichever of your friends you want- even if your mom hates them. You can even protest together.
Continue reading “A Quick Guide to Some of the Rights of “Those People” (AKA All of Us) for Newspaper Commentors and Twitterers Who Have Only Heard About The Second Amendment.”