Prostitutes, nuclear weapons, and lawyers

These are the three things ruining the word: Prostitutes, nuclear weapons, and lawyers.  At least according to this guy.

Remember last week, when a Pimp taught us to put our best foot forward when we want somebody to believe us?  That doesn’t just go to what you say. It goes to your entire presentation.  Like, for instance, if you’re going to ramble on in a (mostly nonsensical) video about the entire legal profession, you might want to empty the garbage can and clean the margarita mixer on the counter behind you.  They are a little distracting.

What was this guy saying, again?

 

 

Author: matthaiduk

Matt Haiduk is a criminal defense lawyer in Illinois. He loves his dog. And pizza.

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